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Was what I just said pretentious as hell? Please say yes so I can be happy on the outside and self-deprecate myself on the inside. If no, you (Hopefully) answered wrong.
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In this scenario, I am the bear, the iceberg is life, and the Modifed Bear Grim Reaper is a mixture of God. Apparently God is a giant bear. As they say, you learn something new every day. :p